Steven Gerrard has been involved in a car accident with a 10-year-old boy. Apparantly the cash cow..er boy, suffered leg injuries when he was knocked down by the England player's car near his luxury home on Grantham Road, Birkdale, Merseyside. Leaving aside that the words "luxury" and "Merseyside" is somewhat of a juxtaposition, I can imagine poor little Keanu/Jordan etc's family compiling a list of the "mental torture" that he's suffered.
I bet the scouse lawyers were flocking to the scene like Toxteth to the Post Office on giro day
Expect a week of mourning in self-pity city any time now.......
