Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Football Managers Want Good Players Shocker



Well, cheers to the beeb for licence fee money spent on "cutting edge" journalism on last night's Panaroma. Ok, "big Sam" will probably be confining his mong son to his room this morning with no Frosties for breakfast (*) but it was hardly a f**king revelation was it. eg



Dodgy Agent: ohhhhhh we've got *insert player on top of everyone's wish list here* - do you want him to play for you

Manager: ohhhhhh yeah! Defo!

Dodgy Agent: Ah ha!! bang to rights for "tapping up"

GET OUT U MAHHOOSIVE C**T! It's hardly the equivalent of cracking the Enigma Code is it.

VERY disappointed. On the plus side I did watch Tristam Shandy's a Cock and Bull Story with Steve Coogan which was VERY funny.


* other breakfast cereals are available, thankfully without an annoying "Sarth Afrikcan" saying there gonna taste Grrrrrreat

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you get the feeling we aqre the only ones reading this?

Anonymous said...

yes! Its quite cathartic though

I'll send an update with address in