Freddie's missus has a little boy freddie called Corey (no need) -you're a northerner man, not from f**king LA!
AND Bad light and rain stops play on day one of the second Test with England118-3 and Kevin Pietersen 43 not out - still luvin the gay hair Kev
Singer Boy George has had a charge of possessing cocaine dropped by a New York court, and fined a grand for wasting the rozzers time
QT - Hazel "meer cat" Blears (got I hate that smug bitch) is on thepanel tonight. ROSE - expect texts of venting spleen
Shitney Beers is rumoured to bringing another Federchav into the world -oh deep joy.
Vacuous retard Old Spice, Geri, is chosing names for her nipper due inMay - Leonardo for a boy and Stella for a girl. She just oozes class this one. A boy named after a skin thin "actor" who has more than a passing resemblance to an elf, and a girl named after a beer (fair play actually) and the daughter of an egocentric scouser who had a couple of hits in 60s, formed a band named after a sanitory towel (wings) and then married a one-legged money grabbing Geordie slag hag. - GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!
Mariah Carey: "I'm Losing My Ass" - "I've been working out like mad -you can even punch me in the stomach and feel how tight that is". - oh don't tempt me luv! Lets work on losing that voice shall we ? Crackwhore! Apologies for the venom - am feeling quite pithy this morning. Had steak last night (cooked by my lovely fella) and getting a bit aggressive on the red meat........ *insert innuendo here*
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