Miss Haversham was laid up all yesterday (which my boyfriend interpreted as got laid all yesterday - argument narrowly avoided) due to an "unsafe system of work" at Davestock; at least that's what his lawyers are saying. His ladyship is currently smacked off her tits on paracetamol and anti-inflamms and has a gait resembling John Wayne. Surprisingly this is for once NOT due to an execessive amount of gay lovin'.
It has been suggested that, due to my immobility, there may have to be some role reversal in the bedroom department.....................in the words of Juan Ivés "I'M NOT A FAN!!!"
Celebacy beckons...........for a week maybe
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