Yes, Evilfairy and Miss H attended the M.E.N on Friday for the gay kebab seller's first night of his UK tour. The man is a LEGE! He was truly aces although the highlight of the night was perhaps witnessing the fairy's attempts to get 2 soft contact lenses in her peepers whilst sat in the arena before the lights went down. Not that unusual true, but they weren't her lenses, and she doesn't wear lenses anyhoo. The people behind us looked on aghast.
I bought a t-shirt with "too funky" on it, with just a touch of glitter, which doesn't look gay at all.....honest. Regretably, Georgie boy didn't spot me from afar and invite me back to his hotel for a private party. I am sure this was only because he's heard "on the scene" that I am spoken for. Am also sure he spent the night weeping into his kebab at the prospect of an evening without the Haversham. Bless! x
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