give me a f ing break

Pete Doherty has been voted one of the greatest rock stars of all time by readers of music magazine NME.

Who buys the NME anyway? I'll tell you who, scarf wearing middle income IT gimps trying to hold on to the youth that is retreating faster then their hairlines by buying into anything that smacks (see what I did there) of 'off beat'. Cnuts*

*yes I do kiss my mother with this mouth - pass the soap.

look at him the talentless lisping bean pole** get some rouge on for f's sake


**other methods of securing vegetables are available