Shaken not stirred innit n ting

Soooooo, P-diddy/puff daddy/straight mummy or whatever he calls himself this week wants to be the first black James Bond. Yeah right! Jamie Foxx yes, you no. I hardly think M would appreciate this "home-boy" rockin' up to MI5 with his bling n ting, oversized trousers and an Ipod blastin' out the latest release by "Fiddy Cent". Imagine the scene:

Bond: "check it M, ma bitch, word up blood. Me did well bust a cap in dat Russki"

M: "er, yes well.....quite"

Dream on Diddyman