Monday, December 11, 2006

doug do you get a semi when you see brad pitt?

So good to be back in Rule Brittania.

Flooded lane this morning but the hosepipe ban is still in place

Water voles are to get full legal rights and will no doubt vote for William Duncan-Cameron

Jennifer Saunders wins BBC Sports Personality of the Year.

Is it me?

At least in British Columbia they spell 'centre' correctly, the kids wear hoodies for the right reasons, an inch and a half of rain doesn't bring the country to a halt and they get Queen Victoria's birthday off work - the things that made the empire great.

We on the other hand have to be subjected to criminals thrashing us at our own game and Brussels (yes the sprouts are on) stopping us from enjoying our national dish - roast beef, cod & chips, tripe - take your pick. At the least the Frogs have no influence in Canada.

Oh...........

4 comments:

Miss Haversham said...

Does Doud get a semi when he sees Bradley Pitts then or what?

*prays Douglas is in the gays*

Doug n Karen said...

I hope not!

You were only out of the country for 10 days, what's the matter with you woman.

Have you taken Jakey for a walk yet?

Doug n Karen said...

and a couple of corrections on the sweeping generalisations, it's only the LSS that get Vicky's birthday off, the storm last night blew out power to everyone above 17th, and they only provide battered cod for the likes of us Brits so you have to search far and wide to find any.

Anonymous said...

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