Whilst the crisis in the Middle East rumbles on, the situation in Iraq grows ever desperate and Teflon Tone increases the supply of Trident missiles, am sure we can all take comfort from the fact that the Spice Girls do look to be reuniting for Diana "Media Whore"'s tribute concert. "The girls have all been waiting for the right opportunity to come along and this is it," a source told The People. "They agreed they would only do something extra special - so what better than the Diana concert?"
What better indeed. Am sure as the doe eyed headline grabber sits on her cloud with head slightly cocked, she will be delighted to hear that 5 talentless bints know as Old, Skeletal, Scouse, Baby, and quite frankly, loud-mouthed-common-as-muck-carrier-of-Eddie-Murphy's-child will be "Zig-a-zig-arr'ing", will cheer her up no end.
Give me strengh.........
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