Dr Feelgood reports that I may return to work once th'pox has scabbed over (nice). 9 on tummy, 3 on leg, 1 on face (I've scratched it) and 2 dangerously close to the fairy flower. I can also report that Body Shop Coconut Body Butter is not a suitable substitute for calamine lotion; but I'm sure that there is a marked somewhere on t'interweb for a webcast of chubby fairy getting out of warm bath all pink and scaly, smearing on butter, hoping around bathroom when perfumey effects of said butter get into pox and jumping back into cool bath with scratchy buffer.
All in a days research; we do it so you don't have to..............
*no children were harmed in the writing of this nonsense*
All in a days research; we do it so you don't have to..............
*no children were harmed in the writing of this nonsense*
1 comment:
just found one on back - nice and scratchy
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