Hari's, an "exclusive" hair salon in Knightsbridge, London has taken to using bull's semen as a hair treatment. The mixture is massaged into the client's hair after it has been shampooed. Then the customer is put under a steamer so the treatment penetrates the hair. Finally, it is blow-jobed, er I mine dried. FFS!!!
The semen is taken from bulls on a Cheshire farm apparantly - yeah right!! I can just imagine Farmer Giles knocking one out whilst reading the Daily Sport, bottling it and then sending it to some poncy twat in that London place for a small fortune. Good on yer I say fella!!
And for those who can't afford this "exclusivity"? ............get your blokey to cum in yer hair.
*makes mental note to speak to Mr Havs*
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