the moral of the story? Internet shopping

It has oft been said that I should not be let out alone, but at lunch time I ventured forth to New Look to buy some rubbish clothing (spotted an all in one leotard/leggings, i.e. cat suit in
grey marl sweatshirt material) but broke my zip in the changing rooms and was forced to shuffle back to the office clutching my skirt in order that it didn't fall and reveal my new (but slightly garish pink pants. Upon getting back to office I found that there was no one there to assist me and therefore after having a small weep in the toilet (from frustration and self loathing) I managed to get the zip up, although I wasn't wearing the skirt at the time. The struggled
to get the skirt on over my head (again to spare the public the sight of my pants) resulted in feeling flushed and slightly damp.

Imagine my utterly anguish therefore to discovery that MEP Robert Kilroy Silk, that leatherface silver fox lothario (he wishes) has made a formal complaint that M&S are deploying mirrors in their changing rooms that make woman look slimmer. Why aren't New Look doing this and ensuring that even with broken zip and pants out I looked a stunner!

I shall be returning for a full refund........