Only gay(s) in the village

This weekend Mr Havs and I will be off to see my brother, who currently resides near Chippenham. To say this place is backward is an understatement, when compared to the bright lights, big city of Manchestershire. I am pretty convinced that we will be the only gayers - cue application of fake tan, Attitude tucked under the arm, holding hands, and talk of rimming down the local Tesco's to scare the locals. I shall report back after the weekend..........maybe