Soooooooo, I'm in there t'other week with Mr Havs and a few chums (not bum ones) and ale was flowing merrily (although at nearly 4 squid a pint, also cautiously).
As the evening progressed, a certain lady and I began to sing "Don't cry for me Argentina", which is perfectly normal I think. Que, small dicked "waiter" (yes you git, you are no better than a shop boy) came over and said "there's a reason we have CD's on, can you be quiet please". I was utterly struck dumb, which is no easy task I can tell yer.
Needless to say the homophobic MFs have been added and may well have stormed ahead of Vodafone if it wasn't for the fact they do lovely mojitos.
Be warned! Miss H is watching you!
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