It appears that Old Spice is trying to do a JK Rowling by turning her "talents" to writing - FFS!
This Booker Price contender is basing her book on characters from her life. Ugenia Lavender is the main character who encounters "interesting" people on her adventures who are based on the ginger whinger's past associates ie Princess Posh Vatoria - hmmmmmmm who could this be. Subtle, Geri, very subtle.
I wonder if at one point Vagina Lavender develops an unhealthy obssession with a superstar popstar who prefers the company of gentlemen, with a perchant fpr wandering through an "enchanted forest" in clapham in the wee hours. No doubt Man-gina will convince herself in her tiny tiny brain that he will "come to his senses" and whisk her off to live happily ever after.
GET OUT!!
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