Elephants will stay away from your vegetable patch if you plant chili
Blonde's shouldn't wear yellow
Dermot O'Leary can't go to sleep until he has kissed his bedroom window(oh to be a pane of glass)
Cows wee louder than any other domesticated mammal
Hose piping the hanging baskets just leads to soil everywhere is not a time saving substitute for the watering can (with rose attached)
Using your husbands debit card without his knowledge is not theft or fraud
Antibiotics obtained from the vet work just as well for humans
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