Bag of bones is woman of the year

I laughed when Sharon "2 kids in rehab, and one too embarrassed to be on TV with you" Osbourne won mum of the year, but the celeb world has certainly gone off its glitter encrusted rocker when Glamour Magazine appoints the human lollipop Woman of the Year.

Glamour Editor, Jo Elvin said of the award:-

"For the past 10 years, Victoria Beckham has been of figure of fascination. She has successfully reinvented herself from pop star to devoted wife and mother to successful designer and business mogul".

WHAT??! She married a footballer, traded off his name, had a couple of rugrats, and pouts - the end! I'm sure with her second-to-none skills she doesn't compare with poor Michelle from Wythy who raises an army of banshees on tuppence ha'penny, whilst her "devoted" hubby beats her daily for not having steak n' ale pie ont'able for 5pm sharp.

Business mogul?? BUSINESS MOGUL??! Business fucking MONG more like. She's hardly Sir Alan is she!!?

ARE YOU READING THIS JO ELVIN? ARE YOU??!

GET OUT!