WEEKENDWATCH: Youth may be wasted on the young, but if I was 10 years younger I'd be down the pub not cuddling Harry Potter and dreading getting up for work tomorrow. Still at least no one took photos *checks MyFace, cringes*
GAYMPWATCH: Lib Dem MP Mark Oaten's wife has spoken of her horror at learning of his affair with a gayer. She blamed her husband's behaviour on the stress of his job which she argued pressed "all sorts of buttons" - yeah sound plausible. As soon as I'm stressed if often ease my tensions down the village with a sensible shoe wearing tennis player. GET OUT (of the closet)
DOGGYDO: Snoop Dogg is working on his first novel. The book - titled Love Don't Live Here No More - will be published in the US in October. (should be "anymore" - you oaf). *shakes head and wrie on wall for 'I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar'
BARROWINFURNESSBUSDEPOTWATCH: Cumbrian Chewits factory set to close. What is it with this country and our inability to manufacture anything. FFS, chewy sweets! How can there not be a market for them. I blame the French and probably the Americans (for good measure).
IRRATIONALHATRED: NHS car parks. £2.50 to park for 45 minutes. Government alleges that NHS has had best year ever, I should say so, making more dosh than NCP. MFs
COUNTRYLIVING: watched kestrel (for a knave) swooping over small defenceless creature on bridleway last night. Natures glory all around me. Perhaps this rural idle isn't so bad (save for smell, cow p00, midges, farm traffic, ramblers, owls, mooing and cock a doodle f ing do)
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