Scouseland in Crime Shocker!!

A survery has found that a third of householders keep an anti-intruder weapon in their homes for self defence.It suggested (shockingly) that people in Liverpool are most likely to keep potential weapons. Scouser feels a victim shocker! FFS

Only 7% of Liverpudlians said they felt safe at home at night - well below the national average.

*lays wreath, has 5 minute silence, cos it's err like a Tuesday, laments victim status*