Football-loving children in a Blackpool street have been warned to stop their kickabouts or face fines of £50. Letters have been sent out to homes in the Bloomfield area of the town, near Blackpool Football Club, warning that playing football in the street is illegal - outrageous!............ As if anyone from Blackpool as even seen £50!! BTW Dr Who is switching th'illuminations on 31st August.
*sings Land of Hope of Glory* - A ban on exporting British beef, which was imposed in 1996 to prevent the spread of mad cow disease, has officially ended - HAVE THAT FRENCHIE!!
Sean Connery's ex-wife has written an autobiography, and in it makes claims that Connery used to beat her. TBF it is Bond - whether he's hitting you or humping you, you know you're in for the ride of your life. Besides, it's impossible to be mad at a guy who has a watch that shoots lasers out of it.
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