As if Gail Platt doesnt have enough to worry about!

Her first husband is killed, her second divorces her and her third turns out to be a serial killer. Her daughter gets up the stick at 12 and then her wayward son nearly kills her grandaughter by slipping her an E. Poor ET is having a rough ride innit.



She won't be best please to learn that beloved Nicky Platt (would) aka Adam Rickett has been and "done a Maddely" and been caught shopping down under; no not rummaging in some lady bits, but nicking from a shop in Oz. The rather fey looking cheshire boy was done for nicking a loaf, some HP and a block of cheese. He has been filming in Shortland St and apparantly has been under "considerable stress". FFS, it's hardly five nights with the Royal Shakespeare Company is it!!! He "forgot to pay" and now may face criminal charges

And THIS was the Tories choice for victory! GET WITH THE PROGRAMME CAMERON UNLESS YOU WANT FIVE YEARS OF THE ONE EYED JOCK!!