things we've learnt this week

• Lassie was played by a number of male dogs despite being a girl


• There is a reason that your hairdresser tells you not to cut your own fringe


• The grass is only greener elsewhere because it is mowed more often


• Never take advice from someone who doesn't understand the concept of an 'emergency dairy milk'


• No one here knows the Heimlich manoeuvre


• Defendant solicitors are a bunch of evil, dirty bastards


• It's too cold to go commando


• Miss H and Mr Have have an unhealthy obsession with 24 andJack Bauer