Stating the bleedin' obvious!

X Factor contestant Rhydian Roberts has never had a serious girlfriend. The boy from the valleys has always "struggled with shyness around women", according to his "mate" (who has been interviewed for a sunday rag). He's a comitted Christian, and may well be a virgin apparantly.

Ring any bells? Sounds like this ageing messiah wannabe who has of course "just not found the right woman".............



His parents have so far been a tad miffed at suggestions that he's a friend of dorothy, and takes it up the wrong-un, but if I were them I wouldn't be looking at wedding dresses for a future daughter-in-law just yet.

Camper than a chain of millets FFS, and probably had more cock than Old McDonalds Farm.