things I learnt last week

• People are stupid, especially people from Levenshulme


• Just because a young man is well spoken and attractive doesn't make him a good packer of carrier bags


• There's a shop on Edgware Road called 'Cake n Bake'


• Having th'ipod in doesn't mean no one can hear you pump


• The Witchway rocks, was on the Sarah Preston today (she was from Padiham), I aspire to have a bus named after me one day