FFS

Mr Straw said: "If Gordon Brown had had even a sniff that this was going on, he would have stopped it immediately, as would have I." He added that "for a long time this was an unknown unknown. The moment it became a known known, we got on to it."

But what about when it became a known unknown, or even an unknown known (presumably there is some sort of halfway stage). Would that have had his arse twitching?

These questions need to be asked. What is Paxman playing at?