GRRWATCH: What is it with men (don't worry it's a rhetorical question)? Bunch of c o cks - literally.....
SPRINGWATCH: Cowpat Cottage lane full of midges. No wonder really with clement temperature and availability of hedgerows and cowpoo. Roll on winter.
GURNINGWATCH: Doctors have revealed details of the biggest recorded user of ecstasy - a man estimated to have taken 40,000 ecstasy pills in his life. At the height of his use, the man - known as "Mr A" - was taking 25 tablets a day! Sweet child of.......
BEEBWATCH: Natasha Kaplinsky has seen the iceberg and now anchors Fives 'news' although ditch the smart casual 'tash. After Sian considering the fit f giggles by Today's news caster worth of a slot on the 6 o'clock.I'm following suit *cancels tv license dd*
YORSKSHIREWATCH: A furious airline boss has blasted the French as "lazy frogs" after protests disrupted services to the UK. Philip Meeson, the chairman and chief executive of Yorkshire-based budget carrier Jet2.com, launched his attack in an article on the company website - *doffs cap, salutes, sings Jerusalem*
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