SMITHWATCH

hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj hang the dj.....will someone please put Morrisey's suit on a hanger. JW

BLOGWATCH: www.iamrob.co.uk sheer drunken misspelt class

CHRISTMASWATCH: Sprouts now on. Only 95 days to go.

HOFFWATCH: Big and orange but he did have KITT with him and we spied Stanway shiftily trying to pretend he wasn't there for the Meister.