The List

"The List", a compilation of nemesis (is nemei the plural), has been compiled for some months now. Here is a snipit:-

1) Vodafone: for making me be without a phone last year for 2 whole weeks. Quite possibly the worst 2 weeks of my life. No phone FFS!!! And me, a homosexual!! For making be without email for 48hrs last week, and finally for fucking up my download of Madonna's Hung Up video many moons ago - THE HOMOPHOBIC BASTARDS!

2) Lime Bar: shortly before xmas, these down market MFs refused ME entry cos I was wearing trainers. Upon questioning the oaf at the door, he responded "We're tryin' to make it a bit more clubby n' upmarket innit" - You've just rebutted your own statement in one sentence, you fucking mongaloid

3) Not perhaps too PC, (and one of Evilfairy's I hasten to add) but "People in wheelchairs in the City Centre" especially Tesco.