PR Desperation?

With Teflon Tony now less popular than a fart in a lift, Gordie "glass eye" Brown will no doubt be getting under Cherie's feet and measuring up for curtains at Number 10. His public image needs some work however, but FFS Gords is this the best you can do:-

"Chancellor Gordon Brown has allowed a dentist to drill through to deep nerve tissue beneath his teeth without using an anaesthetic.

Mr Brown made the apparently painful decision because he did not want his mouth to freeze up just hours before he was due to deliver a speech"

Oooooooohhhhh nails Gords!! Even though they may now think you're "hard" this does not escape the fact that you have the personality of an amoeba