A Darwin contender surely?

A window cleaner drowned in his bucket of water after suddenly collapsing while he worked. This poor unfortunate was from Wigan mind.

The father-of-one, of Fowler Close, Scholes, was working at the home of Miss Bebe in Whelley, near Wigan.

She told an inquest: "I went outside to hang some washing at the back when I saw a ladder propped up against the wall.

"I then saw Mark lying on the ground motionless, with his arms tucked in and his head tilted to the right inside the bucket".


........I know you shouldn't, but I pissed myself laughing when I conjured up a mental image.