Thursday, May 03, 2007

och aye tha poo


An angry estranged wife took revenge on her husband – by feeding him a curry containing dog excrement. Speaking in her defence, solicitor Terry Gallanagh said that the case was like 'an episode of Desperate Housewives' (obviously yet another lawyer off Miss Haversham's bus). 47-year-old Jill Martin pled guilty to the charge of culpable and reckless conduct at Paisley Sheriff Court. The court heard that after serving him the dish on March 13, and watching him as he started eating it, Martin burst out laughing.


If serving shite is now a crime there's a few kebab shops that should be worried

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