The UK's first police remote control helicopter is being put into action in Self-pity City, so the rozzers can remotely spy on the the Crime Capital's "inmates". All a bit Orwellian today innit!?
The machine is 1m wide, weighs less than a bag of sugar, and can record images from a height of 500m, and is controlled by remote control or GPS. "Our drone will be used primarily to support our anti-social behaviour taskforce AXIS, in gathering all important evidence to put offenders before the courts...er like, calm down, calm down etc" said a Liverpudlian rozzer earlier
*pictures scouser robbing a phone so he can call the Daily Mirror to report UFO, no doubt followed by a tribute, wreathes and 2 minute silence*
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