Monday, May 21, 2007

The uprising has started


Commentators have often said that George Orwell predicted a vision of the future with his novel 1984, but I reckon, he was more accurate with Animal Farm (the book, not the porno with those with a penchant for bestiality).

A holiday-maker has suffered a serious chest injury and a broken knee and wrist when he was trampled on by a herd of cows. The man, from Surrey, was attacked in fields by Clehonger, near Hereford, while walking his dog on Saturday. The beeb has stated that "it is not clear what caused the incident". Hmmmmmmm, the cows are getting wise methinks!!

Run for the hills people!!!

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