Thursday, July 05, 2007

Northwatch


THINKTANKWATCH: Apparently after 2 years and several thousand cups of Starbucks, government think tank, ThinkOn, has concluded that there are eggs in Scotch Eggs.

PITWATCH: Have been trying 'natural' methods of BO bashing in light of adverse effects of using chemical deodorants. To wit, wetting a bit of rock and rubbing it under my arm. The result? No one wants to sit near me in the office.

CONFESSIONWATCH: I had a meeting about a meeting last week.

DIETWATCH: I have started taking Hoodia Gordonii, (£20.00 for 100 Holland & Barratt) had a slice of toast last Thursday. Recommended ***

SPOTTED: Jim Bowen in the Pack Horse at Affettside (that's about 7 minutes from Ty's house). Smokes like a chimney.

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