Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Ryder in trouble with "da law"? Surely not


He of rotund figure, mouth of a sewer, and voice of an (hell's) angel, Shaun Ryder is in trouble with Mancunia City Council (bet he's shitting it) for smoking during his gig at that venue akin to the Syndey Opera House - The Ritz on Oxford Rd. Shaun "fucking nice shoes" Ryder apparantly sparked up "cig after cig" prompting the crowd to do the same, like lemmings to the slaughter.

A spokesman for Manc Council, Mr Karney added: "No matter how big he thinks he is, he is not above the law. There will be no breaches of this law in Manchester."

I'm picturing Mr Karney is bespecticled dwarf with a Judge Dredd complex. FFS! You ARE not DI Burnside

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