Technology "bafflement"

I'm no expert with IT but I know what to do when I "lose my toolbar" and I know it's called a "mouse" not a "moose" (as one ageing professional called it at a certain legal institution in Manchestershire). I'm a recent addition to Facebook however and did think this was a dating nee "grooming" site for the kids and The Gays. How wrong.

Even though I have RECENTLY left my 20's I have to say that following an hour tutorial with mypartnerincrime evilfairy, I can now "get by" and find it strangely addictive. Some people however are beyond help. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. We'll call the person in question FG to protect him and EF is of course evilfairy:-

"FG: What's the site thing I need to sign up for
EF: I've sent you the link, goon
FG: I know but what's it called, MyFace
EF: Yes, that's it"

Let's just say the promise of a tutorial has been revoked.