COUNTRYLIVINGWATCH: Rigour mortis vermin on front step which was removed with empty cheese and onion Squares packet and a teaspoon. Next door's horse attempted to have a nibble of me as I got in car. How much more can I take?
MONKEYHANDSWATCH: As Kylie so eloquently put it......
TRAVOLTAWATCH: Stranded at the drive-in, branded a fool. What will they say Monday at school? John you're 29 now, you should be thinking of getting a job.
GOBWATCH: Denist alleges Rose doesn't open her mouth widely enough
LIVEFROMLEEDS: Its full of Yorkshire types *shivers* and they sell bread 'rolls' in the Greggs round the corner from the station. HAVE THAT HAVERS
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