Friday, April 11, 2008

Meteorologists tell us that 21st June is the longest day, no today is it!

ASBO heir to the throne (kinda) Harry is to follow in his ma's footsteps. No, not by being an attention seeking slack flowered bulemic mediawhore, but by launching a charity in Lesotho to combat the evil AIDS - bless him! We *heart* the Harry: he is our Queen of Chavs

*bangs desk*: I do NOT believe it. The beeb have got a website on ideas for games for kids to play in the summer eg "simple dodge ball", "hopscotch". I dont know what has made me more incensed, the idea that the ASBO generation will be satisfied skipping over a piece of rope as opposed to tying someone up with it and robbin'g them for a fiver for 10 dirty bennies and a bottle of 20/20 (innit) OR that kids cannot improvise! I blame the Blair (seems a good-a-time to as any). *sounds like Daily Mail reader, picks up Guardian, looks like McFluff, picks up Sun - ahhhhhhh)* - GET OUT!

Boys are now just as senstive to "body image" as girlies, according to new research. - Oh marvellous!! A generation of Beckham-esque metrosexuals, sending Miss Haversham's gaydar wobbly with static.

Billie Piper to do autobiography - hmmmmm, turned 16, did shit song, got pissed with ginger tosspot, stopped taking drugs, did a bit of time travelling - END OF!

Group of French chefs have travelled to Scotland today to discuss school lunches and take lessons in Jock cuisine. Boiled sheep's stomach avec croutons anyone?

I'm getting the kettle on for a chamomile infusion or perhaps a raspberry leaf tea (should make my uterus contract)

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