Stardom beckons?

Although posts to this blog are now as frequent Shitney Beer's episodes of sanity, I nevertheless dreamed neh expected to be snapped up as a columnist for Heat magazine. In the words of the Starsailor classic - "Poor Misguided Fool".

You can only imagine my incandescent rage therefore to learn that fat yank Perez Hilton, with his acerbic "wit", has signed not only to Radio One but also ITV's website. The 30-year-old will be itv.com's resident Gossip Girl correspondent from today at www.itv.com/gossipgirl.

Maybe I'm more destined for TV. Perez does have a great face for radio.